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Or should I say butt,My roids have finally quit bleeding ,I'm riding today.Would someone tell me why are they called hemorrhoids and something hurtling through space called asteroids?:confused:
 

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hey denny say this while you are riding and you wont remember your roids.

i slit a sheet , a sheet i slit,upon the slitted sheet i set.
 

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Or should I say butt,My roids have finally quit bleeding ,I'm riding today.Would someone tell me why are they called hemorrhoids and something hurtling through space called asteroids?:confused:
In case you didn't notice, the Forum Police ( aka KM ) is on patrol today. Should be posted under Goats Belly LOL

" No big deal OD, but non motorcycle threads should be posted in the Goats Belly.

That said.....yeah USA!!!! "

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In case you didn't notice, the Forum Police ( aka KM ) is on patrol today. Should be posted under Goats Belly LOL

" No big deal OD, but non motorcycle threads should be posted in the Goats Belly.

That said.....yeah USA!!!! "

KM
Yeah I saw the Great and Powerful Oz lurking about:)

I am sooo,over that type of hand smacking,as my daughter would say:smiley_th
 

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yeah i saw the great and powerful oz lurking about:)

i am sooo,over that type of hand smacking,as my daughter would say:smiley_th
lmao
 

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I am sooo,over that type of hand smacking, :smiley_th
Guess the phrase " no big deal" is not universal. I realize we do not need to follow any guidelines, my comment was not really for Olddog as much as some certain member(s) who feel it's fine to invade threads with political rants.

I am sure we can just delete all the other subject pages and just have two headings - "Bike Stuff" and "Non Bike Stuff"

Kids that don't get their "hand slapped" turn out fine...other than that picking their nose in public thing.....

So back on subject....


I am glad your ass stopped bleeding.
 

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Guess the phrase " no big deal" is not universal. I realize we do not need to follow any guidelines, my comment was not really for Olddog as much as some certain member(s) who feel it's fine to invade threads with political rants.

I am sure we can just delete all the other subject pages and just have two headings - "Bike Stuff" and "Non Bike Stuff"

Kids that don't get their "hand slapped" turn out fine...other than that picking their nose in public thing.....

So back on subject....


I am glad your ass stopped bleeding.
Thank You ,I Think?:)
 

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Your welcome....really. You have my sympathy here.

When I went in to have the film crew snaked up my colon, the doctor told me that I had the worst case of hemroids he had ever seen.

Lucky me...

KM
so this is proof positive that neither of us are perfect A-Holes,There everybody else on here, take that,and thank you for the sympathy,misery loves company.
 

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You are a Hemor arn't You? Not a Heror.


Would someone tell me why are they called hemorrhoids and something hurtling through space called asteroids?:confused:
Answer:
\"Hemorrhoid\" is derived from the Greek \"haema\" = blood, and \"rhoos\" = flowing, and was originally used by Hippocrates to describe the flow of blood from the veins of the anus.

(Insert favorite Greek Joke Here)
 

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Please believe me when I tell you... switch to having oatmeal in the morning every day for breakfast and you'll be a lot better for it.

OR

If you don't mind farting constantly and / or smelling like an old person, add two teaspoons of Benefiber to your drink with dinner (it's tasteless and completely disolves).

Do one or the other. Too much fiber is just as bad for your 'roids. I prefer the oatmeal myself.

Drink lots of water every day too.

-Sloppy
 

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ummmm. I am glad your pooper/turd cutter stopped bleeding! I wonder if they make a hallmark card for that?
 

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I think they were originally going to call them hermoroids, but ex-wife just sounded better.
 

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And Our Women say Us Men don't Disgust Meaningful Stuff.........OH Wait We do, It's Discuss that We don't do.
 

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