What's a Goldwing Burp???
So you wiped out on your bike, and a cop came and wrote you a ticket, when you're all banged up???
Lol,... I took off from a stop and started cranking it, when it hit third gear wide open, the oil separator belched oil all over the back tire, which promptly lit up, laying rubber and sliding out. It low sided at about 40 and headed for utility pole. I got off and slid straight up the road quite a way, then got my feet down and ran the last 25ft until I could get stopped.
The skin on my hands was all bubbled up with road rash on the arms and love handles. Some guy stopped and offered me a ride, so I hopped in the back of his truck because I had blood and dirt all over.
Went home and got my pickup, ended up following the ambulance to the wreck. I was in shock by then, got ticketed, refused treatment, somehow loaded a Goldwing into a lifted 4x4, went home and got in the shower. That hurt like holy hell fire, like someone threw salt in all those raw places.
Honda has a TSB on the oil separator for 1975-76 GoldWings, it will puke oil if it isn't serviced properly. The wad of hoses for it is right in front of the rear tire.
The cop agreed to drop the tickets after I showed him the pics of the oil and tire tracks, along with a copy of Honda's TSB.