Always an Adventure... - Kawasaki Vulcan 750 Forum : Kawasaki VN750 Forums
Northeast Region CT, DE, ME, MA, MD, NH, NJ, NY, PA, RI, VT

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
Senior Member
LibertyPilot's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Titusville, New Jersey
Posts: 6,379
iTrader: (0)
Always an Adventure...

Ok this one will be shorter, I promise.

I'm at dinner with, you guessed it, Carrie. We're reviewing the menu, deciding what looks good. She says, "Ooh they have blackened chicken, don't you like stuff blackened?" "Yeah I do" I reply "but I think with the condition of my stomach right now, if I ate it I'd be effed." I really used the word 'effed' and not the other word.

Still looking at the menu she thoughtlessly says, "You'd be effed huh?" She looks off into the distance for a second, squints, then looks right at me, "Could you imagine if you're name was actually 'Effed'?" I look up at her as an amused smile starts across my face. Is this another soon famous Carrie rant? She continues, "I mean think about it" she starts and its confirmed - its a rant, "if you were in grade school and the teacher asked you what your name was and you answered honestly, 'I'm effed'. The teacher gives you one look and says, 'yeah you are'!"

My smile turns to a laugh as I notice a gentleman behind her at another table cover his mouth with his napkin in attempt to stiffle a chuckle. I know he heard her. She doesn't know he's there - or listening. This is typical Carrie, I'm loving this.

She continues, "...or in business: 'yes we are very interested in your services, with whom am I speaking?' 'Oh I'm Effed.' 'Hmmm, I seeee. Do you have a manager I could speak with who's not'?" My shoulders are now bouncing uncontrollably as tears well up. The entire table behind Carrie has bouncing shoulders as well, they're working hard to keep it quiet. As soon as I notice this the tears start to fall and I'm hysterical.

The waitress comes over to the table and says, "I'm sorry for the wait, can I start you off with-" she stops, looks at me, looks at the table behind Carrie, and quietly asks smiling, "Is everyone ok here?" Carrie quickly says, "Oh yeah we're fine, we were just wondering what would happen" she points right at me "if he was effed." She looks back at the menu like everythings normal and I'm laughing even harder - so is the table behind her - so is the waitress. Carrie calmly and obliviously says, "We're actually going to need a few more minutes, we got a little side tracked." I can't stop laughing, now I'm sweating. Finally she looks up, sees my crimson face, and says, "Jeez it wasn't that funny." Carrie...if you only knew.

Always an adventure...

Last edited by LibertyPilot; 05-11-2010 at 02:26 PM.
LibertyPilot is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 10:30 AM
On His Lady Vulcan
wkrizan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Washington State
Posts: 1,647
iTrader: (10)
You got yourself a keeper there Bro...LMAO

"You came out of your mom looking like SHlT. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment."

Pictures of the "Ladies"
wkrizan is offline  
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 09:32 PM
Linkmeister Supreme
OlHossCanada's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 7,960
iTrader: (8)
So now the goats belly forum is also dispensing medical care I see.
Isn`t there a proverb that says laughter is good for the heart?
You had tears coming to my eyes LP.


1991 VN 750 -"Cosmic Lady" or "Bad Girl"?
Purchased May 16, 2008
Approx.19,300km (12,000 miles)

H-D windshield
Relocated R/R
MF-AGM battery
Fiamm Freeway Blaster horns
F&S luggage rack and engine guard
Kury Offset Hiway pegs
July 13, 2016, Riding on the DARKSIDE now, Classic Radial 165/80-15

OlHossCanada is offline  
post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-12-2010, 07:50 AM
Senior Member
Fire Ant's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 411
iTrader: (0)
Likes your bike, likes your chopper, and is hilarious to boot. Sounds like you have quite the keeper there, LP...


K.J. "Fire Ant" Lord
VROC #28807
Decatur, TX
'03 VN750 "Serenity"

Rear Turn Signal Relocation
Front Brake Replacement
Spline lube, per Fergy's excellent instructions (that he has posted around here somewhere)
Kevlar Clutch Plates
Metzeler ME880 Tires
Stebel Nautilus Air Horn
ACCTs Rebuilt
Saddlemen Explorer Seat
MCCTs Installed
Kuryakyn Wide Levers Installed
Fire Ant is offline  
post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-12-2010, 10:35 AM Thread Starter
Senior Member
LibertyPilot's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Titusville, New Jersey
Posts: 6,379
iTrader: (0)
Yeah I think you guys are right. I look forward to hanging out with her because I never know what the hell is going to happen - only that something surely will. I guess I like this one, I seem to talk about her enough! LOL!

Hoss, I think you mean "Regional Forum" but now that you mention it, these "adventures" should probably be in the belly. I wonder if its possible to move them. Maybe I'll just post there from now on - I'm sure there will be plenty more adventures...
LibertyPilot is offline  
Sponsored Links


Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Kawasaki Vulcan 750 Forum : Kawasaki VN750 Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

Once registered, your User Name"cannot be changed". We can make exceptions within 7 days, but after that, it is set in stone.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome