Ok I realized tonight that you can have enough light in your shop to make the sun seem dim, but when you need to get in a tight spot on the bike there isn't enough light. Just sayin.

Sometimes I just quit and wait until dark, then the light shows everything.

I've been out in bright sunlight and couldn't see what I needed to, until dark using a flashlight or droplight.

Yea that's the way to pick up chicks at the bar.wait till three when they turn the lights on.

I always left the bar before closing, alone or not. Waiting till after hours is kind of like being chosen last for the basketball game. LOL

Try a head lamp. I always thought they were "dorky" till I tried one and learned they're always looking at what you're looking at.

Yeah, I always thought that was NOT the way to pick up chicks.

I was in Vegas one time in one of the really nice casinos. We were in the lobby area of some club when these 2 knock-outs strut in like they owned it. The blonde, what she WAS wearing, a very short very tight dress, was all black and the brunette was skantily clad in all white. It looked like a feeding frenzy. A tall dapper dude approaches them both before they could even sit. They let him, and everyone else in the lobby know he wasn't worth their time before he got 2 words out. Sammy, my military buddy at the time, never thought a girl was ungettable. "Sammy don't bother, man," I try. He slams a shot of whiskey, says, "yeah rrrright," and walks away. The girl in the group with us says to me, "you mean you're not interested in those 2 girls at all?" I said, "that 'holier than thou, high horse' thing never did anything for me." Another buddy says, "Well if Sammy crashes and burns, I'm going in."

So me and the girl chat over a couple drinks for a while and wait to see what happens with Sammy and dude. The girl turns to me smiling and says, "I'll be honest, I thought you were talking sh!t but you really couldn't care less about those 2 girls could you?" I said, "I also haven't drank enough to forget prostitution is legal in Vegas." Her mouth drops open, she takes a couple steps back and says, "OH MY GOD!!!!" and laughs hard. I said, "that first guy was a plug, actually he's probably their pimp." She says, "I'm getting video of Sam when he comes back."

Sure enough, here comes Sammy. The girl grinning says, "How'd it go Sammy?" "Ahhh, there not worth it." "Worth what," I say, "the cash?" The group shares a laugh and Sammy says, "Dude! Why didn't you tell me they were pros!?" "I told you not to bother," I said "but you were outta here already man." "Ahh whatever," he says in defeat.

Lol.I was at a bar and had a friend checking out this chick.he finally goes up to her and starts hanging out.he comes back about ten minutes later to get his coat and head up to her room at the hotel.I say"duuuuude I didn't know you swung that way"(now don't get me wrong I don't judge people on their sexuality, it just surprised me)
He said" what do ya mean?"
I say "you didn't notice HER Adams's apple?"

WHOAAAAAAAA!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! Bet hit the brakes real quick! Remember: where there's apples, there's bananas...

And where there's nuts,there's squirrels and Doc don't do squirrels

Squirrels be good eatin

I never waited for the "ugly " lights to be turned on. Sorta ruined the surprise the next morning