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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-20-2011, 06:24 PM Thread Starter
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my retard buddy calls me!
…hey bro guess what?.. I said.. You finally talk the wife into dirty sex… he said no…..I went down today.. Come see me I need help!”…ok so I go to the house…he has a pizza right leg and is missing all but his big toe on his right foot!.. Busted ribs and his right hand don’t work so well…not sure how the left eye brow got jacked up and both lips are funky… as it turns out after talking to his wife and him.. He was wearing shorts and flip flops!...after I explained to him as to what type of retard he truly is.. I asked his wife what she wanted for the busted ass Dyna wide glide.. She (while ignoring my buds pleads) said take the damn thing.. It’s in my name anyway….LOL.. Just to screw with him I said I would be over tomorrow to get it.
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I always cringe when I see some yahoo riding in shorts and flip flops....but never got to hear or see the aftermath when they eat it.

So. Thanks for sharing and letting me laugh

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I'm guessing that he kinda looks like "SQUID" now....

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Obviously a gross lack of common sense. We see all kinds like that dwn here. Never could understand it.


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my retard buddy calls me!
…hey bro guess what?.. I said.. You finally talk the wife into dirty sex… he said no…..I went down today.. Come see me I need help!”…ok so I go to the house…he has a pizza right leg and is missing all but his big toe on his right foot!.. Busted ribs and his right hand don’t work so well…not sure how the left eye brow got jacked up and both lips are funky… as it turns out after talking to his wife and him.. He was wearing shorts and flip flops!...after I explained to him as to what type of retard he truly is.. I asked his wife what she wanted for the busted ass Dyna wide glide.. She (while ignoring my buds pleads) said take the damn thing.. It’s in my name anyway….LOL.. Just to screw with him I said I would be over tomorrow to get it.
holy crap!

I too, cringe when I see the shorts and flip flops thing!

if it goes vroom or boom, I LIKE IT!
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just goes to show you that there are more than a few TARD's on two wheels...LOL... he will never live this down!
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as an after thought .. once I got home.. I drove back to his house a few hours later.. he was passed out ont he couch.. gave him a big azz thump on the forhead.. and made sure he knew he was a retard and a lucky one at that!.. his wife laughed untill she pee'ed a bit...
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my retard buddy calls me!
…hey bro guess what?.. I said.. You finally talk the wife into dirty sex… he said no…..I went down today.. Come see me I need help!”…ok so I go to the house…he has a pizza right leg and is missing all but his big toe on his right foot!.. Busted ribs and his right hand don’t work so well…not sure how the left eye brow got jacked up and both lips are funky… as it turns out after talking to his wife and him.. He was wearing shorts and flip flops!...after I explained to him as to what type of retard he truly is.. I asked his wife what she wanted for the busted ass Dyna wide glide.. She (while ignoring my buds pleads) said take the damn thing.. It’s in my name anyway….LOL.. Just to screw with him I said I would be over tomorrow to get it.
How old is this guy?
Any hope he will grow up and outgrow the squidish habits?
Or is it much too late for that?

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way to late.. this dork is 45!.. my borther in law!... it will never happen for him.
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