This is not from a cycle forum, but from another forum, I love this guy's signature & attitude...

"The goal of life is not to arrive at the grave safely and well maintained; but rather to skid in head first coming to a screeching stop shouting HOLY SH*T, WHAT A RIDE!"

Just makes me feel better every time I see it...lol...
Have a good one...Old Dog...

I love it. If I ever start having a motto, that'll be it.

OD, Good One, Reminds me of the old joke about "The Heart of Dixie"
In most of the country, the last words you hear before the vehicle you're riding in starts skidding of an icy road is " OH SH*T, Hold ON !!!"
In alabama you hear " [I]Hold my beer & watch this SH*T" !!!!![/I]

One I like, and I have it on a couple of other forums:
"Always do what you said you would do drunk. It will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway

Or
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill

Or
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

I have seen a signature very close to that one on another mc forum too OD. LOL
Just not sure which forum or member right now. If I find it, I`ll post the variation here.

visualj, I recall another one about Winston Churchill too. (I think?)

A snooty rich English socialite once disgustedly said, "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk."
He replied, " And you maam are ugly, but I`ll be sober in the morning."

[I]Hold my beer & watch this SH*T" !!!!![/I][/QUOTE]

I like this one! LMAO

My fav is.. Skid in sideways with a drink in one hand a cigar in the other and a mouth full of P*&^%.....I know its harsh.. but not a bad way to go as an Old guy!...hahahahahahahaha

I use a similar one on another forum

From confuseus:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy."

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

"A bird in the hand can be quite messy"

" I drink to forget, and I , uh, eat to , uh, what was it now... crap!..gimme a minute....."

"Live to ride, Ride to live, it's an endless cycle"

"The more you know....the more you know."

"The start of any journey, begins with that first drink......"

"If I had a dollar for evey bit of GOOD advise I have got in my life, I would have ...a dollar."

"Beggars can be choosers....just because you have nothing does not mean you lose that option."


"There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are however, stupid people."

"Praying is kinda like telling God he may be wrong."

KM

This is the best one yet!