It ain't just Harleys that have fat old geezers floppin around.
I seen a huge fat monster on a brand new black Yamaha 650 a coupla years ago.
Nothin too exceptional about fat old geezers--I'm one myself.
But I don't show no lard to the ladies on my black bike,
And I don't turn the bike over in the middle of the intersection in the high-pricey residentials of Irvine, Calif.
This dude was just a big gob of white lard pushin his black Yamaha home--after we got him picked up outa the intersection.
He was just puttin around, showin off his new Yamaha when he flopped over in the middle of the residential intersection--right next to a big park. A lot of folks was in the park having a big laugh at a guy who weighed in at about 300 but didn't have nuthin on but a pair of swimming trunks. And he didn't have no suntan neither!
Nuthin on but a black Yamaha and swimming trunks!
The image is stuck there in my mind permanently!
Fortunately, there wasn't any red liquid on the pavement--just some green-colored stuff where he crunched his cooling system.