WooHoo
06-20-2004, 01:38 AM
>WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
>
>Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read
>them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people
>they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See
>the list below...
>
>OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
>Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okra's have tremendous
>influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of
>his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.
>
>CHITLINS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
>Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlins, however, will make
>something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
>dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like
>Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
>
>BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
>You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of
>things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
>Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner
>hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their
>right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
>
>MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20)
>You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to
>recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key
>words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in
>the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are
>happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
>
>POSSUM (April 21 - May 21)
>When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
>withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
>become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is
>probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a
>rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night
>person and mind your own business.
>
>CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
>Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around
>the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to
>the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
>particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
>
>COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
>Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting
>pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them.
>Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As
>far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
>Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
>
>CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
>Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers
>may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to
>understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the
>muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all
>else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
>
>GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
>Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
>together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
>maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
>Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If
>you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
>well. You are pure in heart.
>
>BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
>You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those
>who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your
>personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply
>because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right
>ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a
>charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always
>pull over and stop for you.
>
>BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
>Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well
>with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the
>vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit
>next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon
>Pies.
>
>ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
>You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
>gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some
>roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
>with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about
>today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
>You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another
>somewhat kinky mating possibility
>
I am a Butter Bean! Yeah Baby!
>
>Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read
>them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people
>they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See
>the list below...
>
>OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
>Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okra's have tremendous
>influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of
>his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.
>
>CHITLINS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
>Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlins, however, will make
>something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
>dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like
>Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
>
>BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
>You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of
>things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
>Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner
>hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their
>right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
>
>MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20)
>You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to
>recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key
>words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in
>the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are
>happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
>
>POSSUM (April 21 - May 21)
>When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
>withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
>become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is
>probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a
>rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night
>person and mind your own business.
>
>CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
>Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around
>the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to
>the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
>particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
>
>COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
>Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting
>pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them.
>Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As
>far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
>Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
>
>CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
>Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers
>may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to
>understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the
>muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all
>else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
>
>GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
>Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
>together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
>maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
>Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If
>you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
>well. You are pure in heart.
>
>BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
>You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those
>who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your
>personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply
>because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right
>ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a
>charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always
>pull over and stop for you.
>
>BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
>Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well
>with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the
>vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit
>next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon
>Pies.
>
>ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
>You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
>gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some
>roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
>with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about
>today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
>You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another
>somewhat kinky mating possibility
>
I am a Butter Bean! Yeah Baby!