Red Baron
07-11-2004, 02:50 PM
The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My bike was parked around the corner.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My bike was parked around the corner.