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: Jaremy's Trip, Rita's version


beadhoer
07-07-2004, 07:25 AM
City Boy Comes to the Country

Jaremy, you did a wonderful job with the story like I new you would. There were just a few minor details you left out that these good folks would probably like to know.

Not only did he have to endure the "cereal (you spelled it right) killer" inspection from my hubby & my friends, but he also met my parents. Either he made a remarkable impression on my dad or he is mellowing in his old age cuz daddy didn't tell Jaremy he had to cut his hair before he took me out...that was a first! My very spoiled animals gave Jaremy "4 paws up" too! Jake sayes he misses you. :-)

Ladies, this guy is a god in the kitchen! Absolutely the best chilly I have ever eaten. He can put his hands on my kitchen any time. AND he helps to clean up too!

Jaremy got to witness how we get rid of dead bodies around here. Watching a pond full of hungry catfish pick a set of bones clean is truely a religious experience.

Mental note: Yankees from Wisconsin need 1000 SPF sunscreen. Had no idea skin could be so white or reach such high temps.

Jaremy looks so cute in a bathtub full of bubbles. Hey! That could have made a perfect blackmail pic! Darn!

He has wonderful hands. Found out he has a background in massage therapy so he will be perfect in the rehab process at KY Lake during the "Pick Pitching" contest. I am first in line, finders commission.

Jaremy sure knows how to ignite fireworks. I told Jason to get ride of those deer heads 6 months ago but blowing them up with fire crackers was NOT what I had in mind.

Jaremy learned how to spit in his mask only after a few times & a demonstration. I couldn't talk him into a watermellon seed spitting contest though. Guess it was a little too much for him.

Thought I was going to wear the boy out! But he seems to loves to ride as much as I do. I think we both got initiated into the "Wet butt club" together.

I guess we didn't scare him off too bad, he said he was coming back. The next time we will expose him to cane syrup (I forgot to have you taste it!), frog giggin', and gator wrestling (although that gator is gonna eat him alive if Jaremy wrestles him the same way he did me!).

More stories to come at KY Lake.

Rita